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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:58

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Sure.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Does the land of Israel rightfully belongs to the Muslims as many Muslims strongly believe, and should Israelite Jews give up ownership of Israel to the Muslims to ensure peace in the Middle East?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : I'm 24.

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Thank you.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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He : Then let's have some coffee

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Because it's month of August.